What do I do in this position (I’m holy hell)

Holy karma farm. No mor coincidence

Holy octopus coincidence

I keep getting my ass kicked by Stockfish 5. To cheer myself up, I played Stockfish 3… Which was clearly dropped on its head a few times too many during early development.

Holy however many coincidences

Petition to make me a mod for one hour

Holy septuple coincidence

Holy nonuple coincidence

Holy eightuple coincidence (we truly have ran out of jokes)

Petition to petition to stop petitions

Holy octuple coincidence (we have in fact run out of jokes)