Jam has learned many things but not how to access the brain cell

Jam has learned many things in his two weeks as an indoor kitty. He’s learned that humans have food and pets, that couches and blankets are comfy, and that he doesn’t have to be scared all the time. But he has NOT learned how to access the brain cell from the indoors. He thinks the walls are blocking his signal.

Lost and Found

Mack went missing one day. We were frantic and couldn’t find him anywhere until we heard faint meowing in the basement. He somehow got into the ceiling, then must have fallen down into the wall. We took a lucky guess as to which section of drywall to cut open, and this jerk saunters out like it’s nothing.

“Mom stop with the photos and give me the wet food” - Crunchwrap (probably)

My fluffy black and white boy tries to lay in my lap but my orange boy WON’T have it

My orange boy has zero interest in being on my lap until my other boy gets there. Then fatboy littlehead shoves his way right in there.

Lounging around

Seymour fell into the bath tub… I don’t think he learned anything

Apollo is being extra dramatic today

I loaned out my guitar because a friend needed a classical, and my thumb is still healing so I can't play right now anyway. He's freaking out about it not being there. I'd still exercise my right hand on it, and he likes plucking the strings sometimes too. And now he's running to the corner where it normally sits, screaming, then running back to the bed and doing this!

He refused to let me put the pillow back in the box first.

a long hard day of trying to fight the dumbness made him sleepy

-_O

Tsar!