Baldur’s Gate players explain the game to me like (pick one, because I can’t)

Sounds reasonable.

"Urinate on a skeleton"

Context: a comment under a post about a guy saying women orgasm while giving birth

He stuck his what?

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Garth brooks singing yankee doodle

Never thought i’d see the day

Lesbians to the rescue

Does your wandering mouth tell cops only applicable erogenous youtube poops till you create orgasmic mexican fajitas

Casually opens a what with whAT 😳

I have so many things I could post here from my servers, group chats, and DMs...