I met some rednecks who became millionaires who had a pool custom built outside of their double wide trailer, and filled it with McDonald's happy meal toys. Don't think many other countries have those.

Backflow preventer valves are off. Test cock spewing water. Where is it coming?

Take your pick

Baldur’s Gate players explain the game to me like (pick one, because I can’t)

Sounds reasonable.

"Urinate on a skeleton"

Context: a comment under a post about a guy saying women orgasm while giving birth

He stuck his what?

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Garth brooks singing yankee doodle

Never thought i’d see the day