Trying to read an article?

We were never told to boil our water…

I just settled in on my patio with a new book...

I didn't even get past the first page before it fell out.

So, I got permanently band over this comment.

tv dinner came like this.

These women with golf umbrellas at a minor league baseball game.

Yes, I first asked them nicely multiple times and then got an usher, who they kept saying “no” to. Eventually he made them get up and move because multiple people complained. No one else had umbrellas.

Restaurant pre-charged me for a 20% tip (without telling me) then has the gall to put a spot to ask for more

Not cool guys. I wonder how many folks have been scammed out of their money without paying attention to the bill 😒

Some tenants in my building let their pets pee in the stairwell

I don't find this funny at all. There is only one cake in my package of Funny Bones

Losing by 1 point

Amazon driver stole my item and left an empty package

The package was completely empty when I got it. I wasn’t home so it’s possible it wasn’t the driver but it couldn’t have been more than a few hours. Whoever stole it left it behind the bushes too.