We were never told to boil our water…

I just settled in on my patio with a new book...

I didn't even get past the first page before it fell out.

So, I got permanently band over this comment.

tv dinner came like this.

These women with golf umbrellas at a minor league baseball game.

Yes, I first asked them nicely multiple times and then got an usher, who they kept saying “no” to. Eventually he made them get up and move because multiple people complained. No one else had umbrellas.

Restaurant pre-charged me for a 20% tip (without telling me) then has the gall to put a spot to ask for more

Not cool guys. I wonder how many folks have been scammed out of their money without paying attention to the bill 😒

Some tenants in my building let their pets pee in the stairwell

I don't find this funny at all. There is only one cake in my package of Funny Bones

Losing by 1 point

Amazon driver stole my item and left an empty package

The package was completely empty when I got it. I wasn’t home so it’s possible it wasn’t the driver but it couldn’t have been more than a few hours. Whoever stole it left it behind the bushes too.

That pizza hut constantly get away with wrong toppings

Sorry for the rant people but Not only did they get the toppings wrong, the only place I could actually find any sauce was around the edges. I took a couple of bites, but that’s the last of it I am eating. I think I’ll give it back to them tomorrow. It is so dry I can’t eat it, not to mention it doesn’t taste very good without my preferred toppings. Isn’t that the point of getting a pizza instead of McDonald’s?? I tried to call them and now they’re closed even though they did not have anything saying that they were closing early today. I do understand that it’s Labor Day but doesn’t it make sense for them to let people know that they are closing early? Nowhere did it say they would be closing at 7. I called the customer service number and all I got was “ somebody will get back to you”. Riiight! They have been getting away with this kind of crap for decades. I’m grumpy and upset because I broke my shoulder yesterday and I can’t cook rn , and I’m hungry. It was only five minutes after they delivered it that I tried to call. I usually try to check it to make sure it’s right but this time I have no use of one arm so I just grabbed it with my left hand and brought it inside.