what’s your favorite drink?

Nice shoes… uh… two feet

Let that be a lesson to you!....

I've just been informed that we've run out of extra large

Also got married a few days ago, with the same cake request as a few other Redditors

The brief was Marge and Homer's wedding cake, but "wedding'd up". Cake by Sophie Roseanna Cakes, Queenstown New Zealand.

Lotta Blue Hair

And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends.. went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft! S12 Ep18

I was watching a true crime show (Forensic Files) and he popped up

you ever quote the show and it caused someone to look at you funny?

my roommate just had some friends over and someone asked if i was single.

Incorrect Marge, two perfectly good jackets!

There, there, shut up boy.