"I was born into wretched poverty, so one day I stole a loaf of bread, put it in a freezer until it was very hard and robbed a bank with it"

"Chief Wiggum, you honour us with your presence." "Baloney! I'm not gonna rest until one of us is behind bars... you."

Look Big Daddy, it's regular Daddy!

If Lisa is so good why is this guy fat?

Your mamas ain't here to help ya. | Mine is!

“What a time to be alive”

What's the matter with you Homer? We don't have any fruits or vegetables in the car. The whole trunk's full of 'em, Marge!

Sorry. It's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother. I have no son.

Examine your scalp for ringworm 😏

Homer no function beer well without

Hail... to the cheat!

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