Everybody this is my cat, she’s on the windowsill.look at her.

Two fortunes in my fortune cookie

They relocated the eggs at my local tesco

The same gun again (not mine, I found this picture here on Reddit)

My brother has given me 8 toothpicks

I did not put them in my mouth

I have no brother

They relocated the DeWalt DCD701F2 Xtreme 12V Max Brushless 3/8 in. Drill/Driver Kit at my local tesco

am I homophobic? shoes for reference

I have a rug

Sorry u/anteklegos I have more gum

My english teacher is/was in a death metal band

i also have a link to their music video