You wake up to this man violently sucking your cock. What the hell do you do?

he is taking his talents to chocolate city

The fact that he was the starting pitcher on Lakers/Kobe night over the weekend makes this even funnier.

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NBA teams by the number of people Kobe Bryant has raped in their state

You're staying in Suite 24 at the Hotel Colorado. You hear a knock on your door at 3 AM. Do you answer?

What did Kobe mean by this?

Why is Jokic like this?

All I did was say I was a curry fan

LeBron shamelessly lying again 🤡

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