Took a swig of my monster, choked on a wasp and now my throat is swelling.

I am financially ruined.

Lost my glasses in the ocean just now

Is that a missing enamel??

I was watching it for days to try to catch the funni number on a screenshot but forgot during the weekend and missed it

I was craving over easy eggs now im just over eggs.

I found a fried wasp in my McDonald’s Fries

Ate half the fries then dumped them out into my nugget container only to be met with dead fried wasp…

Mosquito bites from hunting, forgot bug spray

i think this has been here for a while...

R.I.P Steve Harwell

i found a fly in my gumbo after eating most of it.

i went out to eat at my favorite bbq place. They had a fly problem but i didnt think much of it until i saw this while sifting through my gumbo. I nearly vomited. When i told the waitress, she said "it's just the time of year", she removed my meal from the bill also.