Oof. Self roast.

the best insults and comebacks are where you expect them the least

I'd wear that shirt

Is this racist or nah?

Ooh, self-burn, those are rare

"I shoot blanks" 🤣🤣

Not sure if it's rare, but definitely the most unique I've ever received.

He's only right about me at the moment having nothing better to do than talk about cartoons.

Did her dirty

Poor organization skills

There’s been a murder (of ribs)

Well somebody really didn’t like their teacher