When you need to call someone dumb professionally

Combining 2 into an even better one

she sure do just by the looks of her

In response to a post that a child made about 911 on r/casualcanada

Calling a ranter a bleached turnip

Quicker if they're in front of the sink

She just obliterated herself

Just because you have ink doesn’t mean you have to print

Oof. Self roast.

the best insults and comebacks are where you expect them the least

I'd wear that shirt