Because of oxytocin bonding duh

Found a wild one

Breaking news: Joe and Sophie are getting a divorce because he’s shorter than her. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Yep. Shocking, isn't it?

I don't know why I even bother trying to watch spotlights, they always end up full of stuff like this and make me sad.

I also hate the way he's using pants to represent hair. Makes it feel almost more condescending but maybe that's just me.

Pretty sure women don't breakdown when they see a small penis

That's just beyond insane...

“Just don’t forget ladies you are here on this planet for men sexual needs” [sic]

What do you think of these apartments where your private life is for anyone to view, but you don't get paid like on OnlyFans? Sure you can draw blinds, but then it's as good as having 0 windows

They are really expensive as well.

To the meter maid who gave me a $50 parking ticket for not cramping my wheels when I parked on a slight incline.

What I assume my dog thinks when I wont play.