That's the route you're taking on this one, huh?

Bro..

Someone clearly has dementia

Labor Day is a Pagan Holiday

Apparently Jimmy Buffett was a communist who hates America because he sang songs about having fun?

Here we go again 🙄

Not sure which border we're talking about here

Food dyes are what cause ADHD and cancer. Not like...genetics or anything. Dye.

Jail!!! If you leave your State and do something I don’t approve of!

It's all a conspiracy to make us eat Lab Grown Meat.

The “evil dark trinity of femininity” is coming to get ya fellas watch out!