I pray that this is satire

How can a person with a functioning brain make this?

Based on true events!

Haha she's so angry

The average IQ of the planet just dropped by 50

I don't know what to say

Hmmm I wonder where I’ve heard that

Bro what

it’s sad how brainwashed the comments are to think this actually happens😨

Wtf?

Absolutely not true (for context, it came from a quote tweet about how beautiful Ireland is)

TDLR: "I mean yeah, I just unironically described myself as a religious fundamentalist terrorist, but it's cool: I'm American"