This attacked every exposed surface in my room

Nail clippers broke before I could finish trimming my nail.

I “won” a free chocolate bar today. Am I actually expected to use this?

Finally, I found the word for people who have a phobia of long words

You wanna download a rom? Nah lets just track you

2023 new school year is going terrible and it hasn’t even started yet.

Someone left a paper tissue in cloth washer

I’ve been making an Excel table with these and just now noticed the order is switched on some.

Brb double-checking hundreds of papers

this game is rigged

Boyfriend cut the remaining bread in half lenghtwise, so now I can't make a sandwich with it

Shamelessly reposting the same video a few hours apart.