Paid Barney for the best night of my life

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I've impregnated shit that didn't even have a face 'till I turned it into an anime cat girl

https://reddit.com/r/StardewMemes/s/6diWdUm62r

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100% biodegradable, carbon-negative fuel: baby paste

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On a post about (attempting to) dye his own pubes

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What a waste.

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Julian what the fuck

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Bentley Can’t Go Outside because It’s Raining

It’s too wet outside so I’ll just lie here and wait it out.

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Enough work! Play with me!

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My 6 month (Scout) old loves to look over the sunroof and bark at deer 🤦‍♂️

Her favorite thing to do when exploring Olympic National Park!

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I love this photo so much

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Could easily jump over, but respects the rules.

He hops up on the fence every time I pull in the driveway if he’s outside. My boy is over 85 pounds… Which is huge for a golden and he’s not overweight. He could easily jump this 4 foot fence, but never has because he knows the rules. He is the most respectful dog I’ve ever had. I’ve had some great dogs in the past, but I sometimes think he’s more Human than dog. 💙🐾

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