Paid Barney for the best night of my life

I've impregnated shit that didn't even have a face 'till I turned it into an anime cat girl

https://reddit.com/r/StardewMemes/s/6diWdUm62r

100% biodegradable, carbon-negative fuel: baby paste

On a post about (attempting to) dye his own pubes

What a waste.

Julian what the fuck

Bentley Can’t Go Outside because It’s Raining

It’s too wet outside so I’ll just lie here and wait it out.

Enough work! Play with me!

My 6 month (Scout) old loves to look over the sunroof and bark at deer 🤦‍♂️

Her favorite thing to do when exploring Olympic National Park!

I love this photo so much

Could easily jump over, but respects the rules.

He hops up on the fence every time I pull in the driveway if he’s outside. My boy is over 85 pounds… Which is huge for a golden and he’s not overweight. He could easily jump this 4 foot fence, but never has because he knows the rules. He is the most respectful dog I’ve ever had. I’ve had some great dogs in the past, but I sometimes think he’s more Human than dog. 💙🐾