I'm Berta, thiz iz my ztick and u do not touch my ztick!

Say hello to Spike

I see your Baby Bruno and raise you Baby Clyde

Cuties

This guy has just been annihilated

He should prolly try Bing

"Small dicked 30 year old sad excuse of a man"

Gwyneth as the retro killer.

Gonna need some sour cream for that spice

Dan Bilzerian looks like a fake chad

"Stick of unsalted butter"