LA Helmeppo is the upgrade I didn't know I needed

A enjoyed his character a little too much lolol

You don't gotta tell me that tho

In french, we say « chagrin ».

I was desperately trying to find the appropriate word to describe what I was experiencing. Sometimes, it comes like smoke from my belly, emerging from my throat. I feel a painful puff touching my glottis and rising to my nose, inside my nose. My nose is stinging, like when you sniff a spicy aliment and I feel like a lost child in a big forest as the tears are piling up behind my eyes. But none manage to come out. I think in French, my native language, we say « chagrin » and that the equivalent is « sorrow » (it sounds romantic) : I am not sad, I feel sorrow in my whole body, like a parasite vibrating and crawling inside, tickling my nose when it’s bored.

I'm too poor to make funeral arrangements or buy any substance i can abuse

“As useless as a nuns tits.”

Cocomelon fetal alcohol syndrome Hatsune Miku

"my dad will know I smell like cigarettes and semen"

Look how smart that woodpecker is

Watched the video it was commented on. No typo was made

“Do you ever feel like there's not enough pyrex dish tattoos?”

Ummm

I can’t explain