“Dad, are you a Fraud?â€
“Whatever you want to call it. Less physical league.â€
“That's total crap, who told you that?â€
“Dad, I've lived in the house all my life. I've watched Skip and Shannon. I've seen you on Duolingo Chinese at three in the morning.â€
“So you never seen Michael Jordan get knocked out in the first round three times?â€
“Did Michael Jordan get swept by a fat Serb and pubes on a stick?â€
“I've got multibillion dollar endorsement contracts. Everybody immediately assumes you're a sellout. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it...
And playing in the bubble was harder! It was a pandaaamic!â€