Peter, why is Martin carving pears on porches

What is the joke here?

What in the spaghetti hell does this mean?

Peter i dont get this

PETAHHHHHHH why is the cat escaping mondayne life

This is the most prevalent with games for me... Anyone else?

True

Coming to you LIVE from the headache I woke up with this morning

I don't wanna go anymore

How I remember shit

My wife checking on me while I'm on my computer at 1:13 AM in a Tuesday