Save horsey from Ukraine

Help!! I looked into the eyes of my opponent, and I'm now his subordinate. What do I do? I'm Brittanian btw

Petition to change sub's anthem to this class song.

What's this move called

Guys he's threatening my bishop call the police

Should i open internet explorer in this position?

What do I do in this position?

Checkmate, atheists!

Petition to make this the new flag of r/anarchychess. White because the average kid when losing in a game of chess will become french.

Petition to make the flag of r/anarchychess just the German flag with text on it because idk how to make flags

Google en passa.... Wait what

Why don't we google in passing? Are we stupid?