When my wife accuses me of never reading and always watching TV I show her this!

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Unexpected find at my university

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How biblical

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Vaginally-confident

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Saw this on Twitter today....

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weirdo/goth letters

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Fizzy pee=profit

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My Vagina just made the Windows Shut Down Noise

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If the tories wanted a smaller state, they wouldn't have stopped me from building my femboy brothel and cannabis farm in the back garden.

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"Adulting is an extreme sport"

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My daughter met Poop and Pee

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