Never would have thought MDF could do this.

It's a piece of MDF(medium density fiberboard) molding that would be put around doorways. Didn't see it till after I felt the tire when I got back into the vehicle.

Do not use after 13:15

Tick, tick, tick and tick

She must lead an interesting life.

Found this on r/memes

I prefer round numbers in my hypotheticals

this sign found randomly while driving

I see your "14 1/2 mph" and raise you one "4 7/8 mph"

Sandwich

Er, ok

This sounds like something that has happened at least one time…