I love my handsome man

🥺 he doesn’t even know he’s cute

Anybody else have an alarm clock that pulls off your CPAP mask?

Jonah: hush hush I’m hiding from momma... Don’t tell her I’m here okay? I’m going to surprise her!! meow 😻 😸

Today is my birthday, but I’m sad because I’ve not gotten any wishes from anyone. I hope I can get some love here 💕

Whatcha doin?

Little Mario fancies his chances…..😀❤️

Abby says good morning

The void appears@@as

When we need to summon our void, we open the dryer and he soon appears. Promise we remove him prior to adding clothes and do not permit his return, we care about our void far too much.

51 1 Murder mittens

Found this guy outside my work in New York

Found him crawling outside my job on the window. Google didn’t give me very helpful answers. Does anybody know the name of this little guy? He’s kinda cute in a bug kind of way lol

We know.. kill it.. Why all of a sudden do I see thousands upon thousands in the city?? Super infested and people just don’t give a damn & walk right by while these assmonkeys play assassin creed on us . I haven’t seen one in my neck of the woods … knock on wood.. what do they want or need on city?

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