Currently hiding my pasty ass behind a hedge, how are you coping with the heat?

Rate my evening meal out of 10

Almost felt like picking through a deceased relatives house. Goodbye old friend.

7 bottles of Birra Moretti, taped together and put in a cardboard box - £10.50, down from £17.50... good deal? What are we thinking?

What’s made this track on my window?

Manky Velux window at the top of the house. Can’t figure out what’s caused the reptilian-like trail through the dirt on the outside. Any ideas?

Seems I've overestimated my own strength...

Maggis Noodles “new recipe” using only half the ingredients.

Maggis on the top, Asda ones on the bottom. I’m sure they used to be nearly the same size.

The biggest highlights of my grade 2 year

My brother everybody... ...

She was just trying to get him to stay away from here while she was vacuuming.

Small city of Bremerton has a festival with many independent vendors and McDonalds decides to join and give out free items to promote their business.

UK couple robbed their English neighbor (71), grieving following the death of her parents & husband. They stripped her naked, murdered her, and then went on a 13k spending spree with her cards.