This dog snuck out of the house, got into so-fi stadium, picked out a seat, and watched a Metallica concert.

She waited a long time for this box to be empty

These are her "good nap" ears

My cat trying to get my sister’s to play

She’d be awful at poker.

Panini hoarding the beds

Who's telling me to kill my mom over breakfast?

I understand the spongebob part but not the Dairy Queen part

Please help

How "we all get it" is a clever comeback?

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