Yank here, why does Jadon Sancho need a defensive midfielder?

Pessi has no drips

Least degenerate Manchester Blue fan.

Hasn't he been doing this for past 3 years???

Yank here, can you legacy fans explain what “European status” means?

-£1billion net spend to end up with that back line 💀

United fans when they don’t sign Mbappe, Haaland, Bellingham and Pedri in the same window.

Outjerked by Henson

most loyal Manchester Reds fan

New ManUTD away kit leaked.

Best caption wins.