What sage advice or words of wisdom have the Simpsons imparted to your life?

Which line said by a character makes you laugh your ass off every time you hear it? This is mine

Nine Hundred Dollarydoos!

Well, he framed me for armed robbery. But man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut.

Name something Homer once said. Literally anything.

Mono--D'OH!

Well finally, a little luck.

What???

Heil Spez

Got a new table. Any suggestions on how I can make this look better?

Upgraded my desk. Actually I like the little symbol neon light.