Quoth the raven... "Eat my shorts!"

I'm tired of being cooped up in this house all the time. Open a window.

Ahhhh. I can ride a bike again!

Milhouse, give him back his soul. I've got work tomorrow!

*Warning: tickets should not be taken internally.* "See, because of me they have a warning."

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

The name's Poochie D and I rock the telly, I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli. I'm the Kung Fu hippy, from Gangster City, I'm a rapping surfer; you're the fool I pity.

What sage advice or words of wisdom have the Simpsons imparted to your life?

Which line said by a character makes you laugh your ass off every time you hear it? This is mine

Nine Hundred Dollarydoos!

Well, he framed me for armed robbery. But man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut.