Oh jeez, this looks bad. Better turn on the ol' Wiggum charm.

What the hell is this? Some kind of tube?

"Homer, give me my pepper spray." "Aw, Marge, one squirt and you're south of the border... Mmm. Incapacitating."

You've changed man it used to be about the music

Until now this was the only way to get juice from an orange

Come on, Bart! In your pre-fascist days... you knew the thrill of futile rebellion.

Quoth the raven... "Eat my shorts!"

I'm tired of being cooped up in this house all the time. Open a window.

Ahhhh. I can ride a bike again!

Milhouse, give him back his soul. I've got work tomorrow!

*Warning: tickets should not be taken internally.* "See, because of me they have a warning."