Come on, Bart! In your pre-fascist days... you knew the thrill of futile rebellion.

Quoth the raven... "Eat my shorts!"

I'm tired of being cooped up in this house all the time. Open a window.

Ahhhh. I can ride a bike again!

Milhouse, give him back his soul. I've got work tomorrow!

*Warning: tickets should not be taken internally.* "See, because of me they have a warning."

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

The name's Poochie D and I rock the telly, I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli. I'm the Kung Fu hippy, from Gangster City, I'm a rapping surfer; you're the fool I pity.

What sage advice or words of wisdom have the Simpsons imparted to your life?

Which line said by a character makes you laugh your ass off every time you hear it? This is mine

Nine Hundred Dollarydoos!