Now, I know I haven't been the best Christian. In fact, when you're up there blah-blah-blahing I'm usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners.

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When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

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Listen Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler!

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Homer wearing a hat is always funny.

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I know what you're going through. We're coming up on mount carlmore

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S21E18: TIL impersonating an otter is illegal in Springfield

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Homers “Narc” hat is hilarious.

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Who Shot Mr. Burns Episode Appreciation Post! If you had to pick one best line, what would it be? There are sooooo many gems 💎 in this episode.

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YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, BEER BARON, AND I'LL FIND YOU

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What are the health benefits of drinking this?

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