Time to double dutch on land reclamation!
The stingy and brash Dutch have pissed off lots of people this Summer: from being voted worst tourists by the French to literally taking dumps on Spaniards! They even rallied all Nordics against them, a feat not observed since Ragnar Lothbrok. The cheeseheads have come home to roost and on behalf of all our euro frenemies France shall launch a full-scale invasion across the Belgian Sea. Once the entire swamp is ours, we’ll gladly trade all areas north of the Rhine against your best offer: Rhineland, Piedmont, Romandie… you name it! To sweeten the deal, we’ll throw in all former Dutch colonies minus St Martin Sud. Rest assured everyone, we’ll reinstate Luxembourg sovereignty for ~~tax optimization~~ humanitarian reasons. As for the remaining swamp Germans, Flemish leviathans and Walloon mermaids they shall be assimilated to the art de vivre à la française, which they ignorantly glimpsed through their caravan. Those resisting francisation shall be banished to the [Île du diable](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil's_Island?wprov=sfti1) or 'Murica, whichever scares you most.
Most extreme separatists
Unspunnenfest is a festival held in the town of Interlaken, Switzerland, near the old ruin of Unspunnen Castle, in the Bernese Alps, approximately once every twelve years, most recently in 2017. The festival highlights traditional Swiss culture and features competitions of Steinstossen (stone throwing), Schwingen (wrestling) and yodeling.