Maybe he woulda fit better in The Silmarillion

He had skills

You are now officially classified as a peace disturber.

If I should return, think better of me Father.

I know it's out of season but this came to me suddenly and I just had to:

The temptation…

Manager Car Arrested for violating Labor Standards Act

Landscaper

Mathematician Cat

Selling goods at the market (currently everything is sold out)

Launderer