What is this monstrosity

Woke up after a night of drinking to find I stashed my leftover sammie in a weed container

Never google the family tree of Charles of Spain

Time passes quickly.

Is this the good ending?

What song is Squirtle playing?

literally!!!

I have to be honest, Lelouch is more astute than Joseph

well.....

I will kick you if you don't answer me

Saw this huge fly and thought it was a small cicada at first. About 2/3 the size of one. Looks almost like a Horse Fly, but I've never seen one with that gap between the eyes and those iridescent triangles on the abdomen. Spotted in Northern MD.