H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK

“I wish human nipples had foreskin. If you jerk them off for long enough, you have a nipple orgasm and milk comes out (this happens with both sexes).”

I am jealous and considering having a sounding accident so I can get some drugs.

I’m not saying he was right

Ghost of Richard Nixon is menstruating though my bunghole

https://reddit.com/r/Presidents/s/XSurnjW1qW

Bro parked next to the manic meat mangler and got mad when his car got hit by the cart

Playing DOOM on a pregnancy tester

Skyrim and Fallout Designer returns

Stephen King was so obsessed with Mambo No. 5 that his wife threatened to divorce him.

“Muhammad Atta died hating America but thinking AAA was pretty ok.

"As a women & mother, I will unload my clip"