How higher education "indoctrinates" people.

May I suggest here for Trump's next press conference?

Doppelgänger

It’s like he knew he wasn’t supposed to have them or something…

In one ear, out the other

"There are good people on both sides"

THIS…is what a political witch-hunt looks like.

Female republicans be like

I’m pretty sure Republicans think there are only two amendments and they don’t even fully understand those ones.

Delicious.

If you can't sleep, try counting Trump felonies. Works every time.