Famous last words 9/5, why yes I did buy Nvidia and Apple

SPY PUTS

I made the post, I said listen up regards this is a fact. Then I even argued my point with a few chads and kyles who are trying to tell me SPY is going 457 this week. Well here you go boys. SPY can’t wait to yolo these gains tomorrow.

I don’t hear no bell

I’m not a loser, the market is

Remember kids, bankruptcies are good for stonks

Wrekt

Reminder to cybertruck bears. Just because it’s ugly doesn’t mean it won’t sell like crazy

Tripled down VFS calls

Got an ominous email from my broker today. Does anyone have recommendations for buying life insurance / puts on themselves?

Robinhood staff believe Burger King staff is below them!

To all TSLA Cybertruck bulls...