Double top 🧸

I made $5K on TSLA puts Friday, swapped them for calls to make another $5K. This is too easy!

Scamazzed by the Vietnam

Long $ROPE if this shit keeps on tanking. I regret throwing my AMC gains into this bulljizz

Respectable day. Weed stocks are where it's at right now.

This is roughly how this portfolio did on Friday as well. I quadrupled my position today.

King of dilution strikes again

If I keep making $5K every day I might actually get out of debt this lifetime!

Will Stagflation really hit US this Q4 2023? 🤣

So this is what's it's like to be fucked by theta

One of these lines is going to flip.

$CMCSA Tripple Top on comcast

$600 to 20k playing SPY and QQQ options

Lucky streak, holding no positions as of 20 min ago