Downvote Google en passant

Guys I thought it was about chess. Am I stupid?

Downvote Google en passant

What do I do in this position ? I'm a simple goblin

What do I do in this position? (I'm white)

Feelings of power

What should I do in this position? (I'm virgin)

What do I do in this position (I'm French btw)

What do i do in this position? (I am blue)

Why isn’t this mate?

What do I do in this situation? (The chessboard has been ignited)