What do i do in this position (i am the robot)

Old meme just got reposted

Holy Hell

What do I do in this position? (I'm white)

Wich one of you fuckers did this

Knight Promotion? (Y/N)

I'll start "The Queen is pinned and can't move"

I was playing against Magnus Carlson and I saw he had this printed out. Is this considered cheating?

New Response Just Dropped

Literally 1984

Why didn't Magnus Carlen, the Goat of Chess win 1950 USSR Chess Championship? Was he stupid?

Can we all agree that this is the best pawn structure?