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To keep the people of Spain out

To map South America properly

A stress ball at work

To open an "anti woke" comedy club instead of an anti free speech one

To convert me...

To break the law but law was upheld

To have a peaceful meditation session

To Support woman's Sports (Hitters is our football team)

To rename a website (OC)

To give advice as an AI bot

To legitimize the "There are single women in your area who want to go out with you!" emails

The "who want to go out with you" part referring to the last section, about "having a better chance to find a mate." And, yes, this was a real email from the US Census Bureau.