Bart was feeling mighty blue.

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Has anyone been to New Orleans and seen this Simpsons Banksy?

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Why is it like this?

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What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?

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The Simpson table read script

5 years ago when I was working at Fox I got invited to a table read for ep. YABF06 (“I’m dancing as fat as I can”). The entire voice cast ( minus harry and hank, they delivered lines over the phone ), producers, writers, and a few spectators were in a conference room on the fox lot. I had not watched an episode since 2003 or so I wasn’t sure what it would be like, but it was hilarious. I was cracking up on the corner with my friend. Maybe it was the energy in the room and hearing the cast do the characters in person, but when I watched that same episode in it’s finished form, it felt flat, uneven, and not that funny. James L Brooks was an interesting fellow, always rallying the troops and psyching them up for a table read, like it was a team building exercise. Overall a great experience to finally meet all the people I had idolized as a kid.

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Aw. Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in

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Is everything okay? I got worried when I didn't hear any shots

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“Homer, your growing insanity is starting to worry me”

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No, wait. I have a plan. But I'll need your underpants.

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Yesterday we asked if you wanted to risk it all for $500,000 and you stalled for 20 minutes

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Which country or region did the Simpsons skewer the best?

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