One, two, three, uh, My baby don’t mess around Because I’ll break her nose And this I know fo sho

Fuckin hell brev

Sanest Saudi Pro League fan (under a post about Ramos choosing passion over saudi money)

Outjerked by whatever this is.

Since when did my idol Lukaku become a YouTuber

Why is Antony following in the footsteps of his idol Mason Greenwood, is he stupid?

That's great

New Rolling Stones album announced. Had to make it.

Cat Ear Medicine

So I have chronic ear infections. Long story short, I’ve found this old school homemade remedy (isopropyl and vinegar) works well for me. So I made a big batch. My wife said I should label it. It was way too obvious what I needed to call it.

Dinesh Shivnath Upadhyaya, who can hold three billiard balls in his mouth.

Your favorite "Drunk Homer" Quote?