What would you get this schmuck for his birthday?

Keith Woods Says we are not blaming the Jews.

Pro-life

Hyphens help. But I'd totally watch a crab going through the judicial system.

Those damn carpetbaggers and their interracial marriage laws /s

There's a reason they're not called The Smart Boys

Who is their hair stylist?

Not from the top down.

The right are the snowflakes

I did Nazi that coming

This man has never served a single day in his entire life. What does he even know about what it takes to BE military?