Dropped one of my favourite mugs

My friend got a new car today and the wheel fell off while driving it.

Poor dude got stuck

Picked up my car from the garage. Were they cruising in my minivan??

I made it to the gas station, but I’ve never gotten to a zero mile range before!

My Dogs Fur Needled Itself Across My Eye

Wouldn't rub, blink, or flush off. Eventually got it out by sliding it out by the bottom left corner. This was last month.

"You nuked my brother... You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status."

Make a Run For The Border!...

What could possibly go wrong?

Not even remotely surprising.

They didn't even TRY to make this one convincing

SOMEONE needs a defamation lawsuit and it ain't the ADL!