Average conversation between my sister and I

This is not my foot

This is not mine

ive been on reddit for 3 years

caught my 42000k karma moment

i hate weed btw it smells disgusting tobacco is better

This pasta had squid ink on it

This is John Wick.

not a single beaver helped build the Hoover dam

Wow.

I’m dog sitting.

Wall.

I'm having a common cold or got a false negative