what should i do in this position? (i'm martin's creator)

Holy hell, another leak

Yes, undeveloping my bishop for absolutely no reason, definitely the best move

Checkmate

What do I do in this position (I'm dead inside)

I do not have access to google

Balkansirl crossover?

the multiverse is real

What move in this position? Black controls means of production.

What do I do in this position (I am black)? My opponent just proclaimed that she is the "strongest" chess player and starts throwing glowing orbs and icicles around! What is she doing? Are she stupid?

Why doesn't Batman just call the Justice League for help? Is he stupid?

Holy hell!

You know what this means